VOICE
Circumstances have changed, Jerry.
JERRY
Well, what do ya mean?
VOICE
Things have changed. Circumstances,
Jerry. Beyond the, uh ... acts of
God, force majeure...
JERRY
What the - how's Jean?
A beat.
CARL
... Who's Jean?
JERRY
My wife! What the - how's -
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:53:44 2018"
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OCS-DS 19DEC17
RE: ADA SOMMERVILLE
CHAIR: ALFONZE ALVAREZ
RUDI DE SILVA, MANNHEIM GERMANY
RE: SOMMERVILE TEST SATISFIED
AGENDA: BALKANS DESK WILSON AS RECRUITER,
FEMALE SWALLOWS FIELD OPS TO
KOMPROMAT STORMY,SAC-DELTA-SF,
ET AL EHAO
SOMMERVILLE
Good Evening Gentlem...
ALVAREZ
(Interrupting)
Before you begin Profes..err, before you begin Dr Sommerville, to
avoid further embarrassment to all pres...
SOMMERVILLE
(Interrupting)
..cease and desist Xavier, I have the Talking Pillow. Sit down, shut
your mouth, and kee...
ALVAREZ
(Interrupting LOUDER)
Before you begin Profes.. before you begin Dr Sommerville, to
avoid further embarrassment to all present,
including especially
yourself Ms Sommerfeld, I have a coupla-three questions I'll need to
ask you before we proceed.
Is it a fact that in your lesbian relationship, your `bottom' as left
your home and will now only answer with "No comment." to any local and
national tabloid media questions regarding yourself?
That the UCLA has recinded your full professorial tenure status with
the UCLA Mathematics Department, that you are in mo way affiliated
with UCLA in any capacity whatsoever, that you've lost your pension
and all titles, chair positions and any others benefits, that UCLA has
published a full page `UCLA Official Apology To Students, Faculty, and
Everyone Concerned' for having your named affiliated with the
University?
That the UCLA Dean of The College of Arts and Sciences, has submitted her
resignation in shame and embarrassment that this "Unfuckingbelievable
Imbroglio" occured on "Her watch"?
That the MMA, the Mathematical Association of America, has not only
begun an annual prize for the most amusing "Circle Squarer" screwball
theory received by its editorial vetting committees, or even anyone of its
members -and you are its first award- with a prize of $1.00, but that
they also began a "Square Peg In A Round Hole Prize" for the most
silly `Erotic' mathematical paper received for review - and that you
simultaneously won this one too, winning another dollar?
That you won a new subcategory award from the Golden Globes, a gold
plated trophy with flying wings surmounting two gold-anodized lobes
that appear to be buttocks on a walnut base? With the awarded prize
being also the amount of $1.00?
That Professor Hue's paper has a copyright date of April 1st, and he
has admitted it was all a practical joke and a bet with a colleague,
that he could get someone in the `West' to cite it?
So Ms Sommerville, do you ascertain that these statements are true or
do you deny that any or that all of these events have occured in the
past year?
SOMMERVILLE
Yes, these events have occured.
ALVAREZ
Well then thank you Ada. Now one last question, would you kindly tell
all of us just why for fucks sakes alive, are you still here --in this
room?
SOMMERVILLE
This is all playing exactly as I scripted it would when we all first
began our `quiet' adventure. I should not have to remind anyone
of you that we discussed this hardball blowback is not only expected,
but necessary for our first waypoint handshake in our demonstration
regime of Hue Theory and the senti existence hypothesis.
Amplified popular ignorance warrants zero attention in the scale and
magnitude of what Hue implies. If anything, we shall accept this as a
minor tangential confirmation. It should not be necessary to remind
anyone of us that the planet earth and its peoples, the solar system,
is smaller than a hydrogen atom compared to the size of the universe,
and that is exactly the scales and magnitudes of the domain where Hue
Theory resides and implies.
Dr Alvarez, with your nasty interruption out of the way, may I now
proceed to bring us up to date?
ALVAREZ
Ok.
(current-time-string) "Tue Dec 19 21:18:28 2017"
7*pi/e+6*e/pi = 13.281627325
16-(7*pi/e+6*e/pi) = 2.718372674
7*pi/e+6*e/pi+e = 15.999909153
6*pi/e+7*e/pi = 12.991155954
7*pi/e+6/pi = 9.999950765639
1/(7*pi/e+6/pi) = 0.100000492346
10/(7*pi/e+6/pi) = 1. 00000492346
log(10/(7*pi/e+6/pi))
= 0.000004923448
10/(7*pi/e+6/pi)-log(10/(7*pi/e+6/pi))
= 1.000000000012
7*pi/e+6*e/pi = 13.28162732513004
6*pi/e+7*e/pi = 12.99115595477138
e^8 = 2980.957987041728274743592099
10*e^8 = 29809.57987041728274743592099
pi^9 = 29809.09933344621166650940240
10*e^8/pi^9 = 1.0000161204793
10*e^8/pi^9-log(10*e^8/pi^9)
= 1.000000000129933531290
zeds+12 tight with semi-2nd-bench line-backer pressure.
(e^6-pi^5)/pi^4 000000181 1
(e^6-pi^5+e)/(pi^4+e) 000000176 1
(e^6-pi^5+pi)/(pi^4+pi) 000000175 1
(current-time-string) "Sat Jan 6 18:06:12 2018"
per: hal9k.q:_______________________________________
$\be$\ being sentient, the optimal dynamic number system
representation must be best adapted to its embedded enplotment
embodiment where its comfortably ...with the enviroment.
(current-time-string) "Mon Jan 22 05:16:13 2018"
10/oo^2 = 30.0139933
11/oo^2 = 33.0153927
12/oo^2 = 36.0167920
13/oo^2 = 39.0181913
...
14/oo^2 = 42.0195907
20/oo^2 = 60.0279867
...
9/oo^2 = 27.0125940
8/oo^2 = 24.0111947
7/oo^2 = 21.0097953
6/oo^2 = 18.0083960
5/oo^2 = 15.0069966
4/oo^2 = 12.0055973
3/oo^2 = 9.0041980
2/oo^2 = 6.0027986
1/oo^2 = 3.0013993
(current-time-string) "Sat Dec 30 21:59:25 2017"
2016:
"Earth is overcrowded and growing with my kind of no-credit and stupid
people. It is obvious we will ALL be murdured".
=PRISS= PLEASURE UNIT REPLICANT.SN65.358979.3234.SER.T785.
NSA Bladerunner Hunting TARGET
MED. SHOT BOSS KEAN
Be Old Man Nasty's small deaths in the bunks tonight.
He reaches to his belt and unsnaps its saddle-stiched thick Durham
bullhide halter, hoisting it heavily, caressing it's braided pleat
with an obscene intimate silent relief, Spreading his stance wide
involuntarily practicing for gain of a maximal purchase, augering his
booted heel grounding a firm planting--slowly, cyclically-- warming up
his draw like a pro-ball pitcher before the game, then exclaims "Boner
up? We got ourselves the boner yet?" ..looks to Godfrey, who nods.
BOSS KEAN
Awright, cracking the snapped bullwhip to life: now get at dem
beans! Eeeee-haw! giddy-up! Eeeeeee--haw! piggy piggy
...giddy-up! ..Get at dem beans! piggy piggy... The men break
their spent exhaustion with BOS KEAN's `giddy-up!' threatening
proxemic lashes while flailing a new snapfire of the whip for its
intended tardy victims the black snake uncoils and auto-fires
repeatedly, its natural flaked free length and its Neets Foot oil
lapped nurtured relaxation behind him, a taste for whomever
misfortune is being last, or most vulnerable to being last -
fearful, running as wounded zombies, gimped, --like a leg fallin
asleep-- up the narrow chute for the chow line, throwing elbows,
legs extended and shoved, for to fall and be last, is to get
scarring welts for life to remember the taste of the black snake,
and Boss Keane's bug-eyed orgasm of lust shrieking southern cone pone
sick sadist refrain:
Eeeee-haw! giddy-up! Eeeeeee--haw! piggy piggy
...giddy-up! ..get at dem beans! piggy piggy...
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:48:08 2018"
pi^3+1/oo^2 = 34.00767601844178255722728899
e^3 -1/pi^3 = 20.05328538875446825174410760
pi^2+1/e^2 = 10.00493968432597131072849050
1/oo^4 = 9.00839798699900984123670617
If the name of (= is with (= itself,
and the actionable rate of the expoential $\be^{x}$ is itself,
A `Meaning of Life' is a worthless ad nauseum iteration of derived
meta- of `Meaning' of meaning, unless there is a CP nested in there
somewhere struggling and slaughtering to be free.
`Just the place for an anchor!' the Captain cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
with a sou'wester atop his hair.
'Just the place for an anchor! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for an anchor! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.'
(current-time-string) "Sun Apr 15 21:57:24 2018"
pi/e = 1.1557273 497909
(3/s2)^(s3/9) = 1.1557273 834638
(3/s2)/(s3/9) = 11.02270384252430
(3/s2)+(s3/9) = 2.31377043328951
(3/s2)-(s3/9) = 1.92887025382976
(3/s2)^(s3/9) = 1.15572738346388
(3/s2)*(s3/9) = 0.40824829046386
pi^e = 22.45915771836104
pi*e = 8.53973422267356
pi+e = 5.85987448204883
pi/e = 1.15572734979092
pi-e = 0.42331082513074
(current-time-string) "Sat Jan 13 22:05:19 2018"
\subsec{Coding Her Intelligence}
Pi: Her Triple D's: Discover, Develop, and Deliver."
(current-time-string) "Wed Feb 7 02:23:12 2018"
CLIVE
Of course, sir.
LARRY
I'll have to pass it on to Professor Finkle, along with my
suspicions about where it came from. Actions have
consequences.
CLIVE
Yes. Often.
LARRY
Always! Actions always have consequences!
He pounds the desk for emphasis.
In this office, actions have consequences!
CLIVE
Yes sir. In this office, your office, loudness, expressing
anger threatening me with your fist hammering your desk
makes it so.. Yes sir.
LARRY
I didn't use my fist, why do you people..
CLIVE
"You people?! What do you mean...
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:48:26 2018"