PALMER
Ozzie. Sit down.
Osbourne Cox, entering, today is a shaken near broken middle-aged
man in a striped shirt and loosened bow tie.
OSBOURNE
Palmer. WTF. What now?!
PALMER
Thanks for coming in. This has not been going well for you Ozzie and
all of us need very much get your train on track on the double. Its
time we let you in on a TOP SECRET discovery that broke in the
Carpathian/Transylvania GRU/Kremlin Desk something like thirty-five
years ago.
All of this...the stress you have been going through the last few
months, was a necessary hazing CRS operation to shake out both
domestic and foreign agencies who were tracking you.
A task force was formed to address the TOP SECRET op called
MEERSCHAUM, which has been quite clandestinely active for all this
time.
First of all, the TOP SECRET CLEARANCE is ULTRA, beyong national
interest or any federal agency jurisdiction whatsoever. MEERSCHAUM is
a joint co-development bewtween some inner annexed Departments of the
NSA and the CIA, without remaining dark to their respective
administration.
Sigh... well good, I'm going to have Olson start this off, give you
the run down of what is going on, where we are today, ...Ozzie, you've
no idea the clusterfuck your `memoir' has blown up throughout the
entire international intel community, you'e no fucking
idea!... anyways Olson, our pointman on this, will outline what
MEERSCHAUM is, what we want, and wants you to false-flag initiate god
only knows what.. this year. Ok, Olson?
OLSON
Yes... well, hiya Osbourne. So, where ... here we are. We
are...lemmee see, Ok, first of all its....complicated, so you'll have
to be patient. The Russians are passing around this old greek orthodox
church shit that somehow has networked into it some dated work ..from
a journal your keeping? ...we hope to clear this up.. so, this journal
of your own involving Russians and other east europeans found in
somekind of a manuscript of yours. We have no idea how they have this,
how they acquired your files containing CLASIFIED intel.
What everyone is worked up about is this ex-priest named Ted Jenkins,
who manages a Harbodies(tm) here in DC.It looks like this civilian
ex-defrocked Greek Orthodox priest has entered Russian classified
material nearly a hundred years old among your own memoir' manuscript
and it has gained and extraordinary amount of attention among foreign
surveillance everywhere.
The Poles, Israelis have been on this and quite actively since day
one, ie, for all this past decade nd a half. The Iranians, the
Iranians can you believe it have sent a coupla-three diesel-electric
subs to northerm Macedonia to the famous monestary island of Mount
Athos. Obstensibly, the Isralies claim its to secretly transport some
priests and documents under all Peloponnese surveillance about
what,,,,all US intel services have absolutely no fucking clue. The
Israelies clam up when pressed--aren't saying diddly squat--so there's
something seriously twisted going on and we have no fucking idea,
nothing whatsoever.
We -the US,UK agencies --those privileged with MEERSCHAUM clearance-
know pretty much zilch, nada, zero. Your career on the Balkan's desk,
as the others were completely in the dark on this for like...an entire
century...96 years.
He's an ex-Greek- defrocked- Orthodox priest, What this has to do with
you.. you've been seen entering Hardbodies(tm) talking to Ted, and
there is what we can see much more mysterious in the two items of
interest in your early Balkans Desk work titled
[Rasputin's Self-Organized Emergence, including:
..some early 20th century Russo-Greco history, and this `memoir'
your writing actually touches on material of the Athenian northern
Peloponnese's Mt Athos heremetical Percheron provinces of numerous and
very old monesteries, in the 1920's, whose then redacted ramifications
have surfaced and now are self-organized and replete with clandestine
revolutionary grassroots internet enabled menacing networks
threatening to trans-geo-political state agencies today.
I'm speaking of the 1922 Russian Navy. We're talking about Marseille.
We're talking about Nykwana Wombosi. The Charismatic Greek Orthodox
Monk Hilarion's manuscript- an acquired last known edit copy written
in 4th century Aramaic of all things, the Imaslavie Event the
Onomatodoxology you may or may not recall, Mussolini's Ethiopea
attack's true justification and Eritrea's reassigned borders... All
kinds of historic Katzenjammer historic events coming to the fore
here, at this point, we're all quite simply...exhausted, out of depth,
overworked and bewildered.
Honestly, I've already become quite tired introducing you to all of
it, and ...and I've only just started.. started badly I admit.
2) this ..same individual's interest in selling intelligence to
foreign services to raise funds to help out a friend..
OSBOURNE
What? What are you talking about?
WTF. I have no idea what you're talking about.
And I have no idea WTF has this got to do with me.
WTF!
WTF am I doing here?!
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:48:42 2018"
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DNI/AFS-B171C-6.1.18
EHAO ALGORITHMATICAE MIRIFICI YADAYA
ONOMATODOXOLY GOBBLEDYGOOK
PER: ACCESSING THE EHAO *MEW*
DR A SOMMERVILLE
___________________________________
Good evening gentlemen. How is everyone? Don't answer, I was only
being rhetorical. Honestly? Whenever I think of anyone of you ..I
could not care less.
Today, I am reporting a predicted event has come to pass.
Independently, yet somehow synchronized simutaneously. Every ehao site
we monitor have all terminated their web server accounts. This of
course is the predicted $\lambda$ ocurrence earlier outlined.
A non-event or otherwise? My money is on otherwise. That's it
then. Until they resurface -if they ever should- Hue doesn't think so-
we'll have to get back at it as they'll probably come back as angry as
and capble as bees. Last one out please turn off the lights.
(current-time-string) "Sat Jan 6 21:20:35 2018"
llllllllllllllll list e6p5p4
(3*oo+1/oo)/(2*s3) = 1.0000000 2718380 923
1+log((3*oo+1/oo)/(2*s3)) = 1.0000000 2718380 886
10*e^8/pi^9 = 1.0000 161 204
(6/pi+7*pi/e)*e^8/pi^9 = 1.0000 111 969
e^2*(pi^4+pi^5)*(6/pi+7*pi/e)/pi^9 = 1.0000 111 531
e^6/pi^5 = 1.318309 943
1+1/pi = 1.318309 886
e^6/(e^6-pi^4) = 1.318309 867
e^(1/2) = 1.6487212 707
(pi^5+pi^4)^(1/12) = 1.6487212 646
1/pi+s2 = 1.732 523
1/oo = 1.732 454
(3*oo+1/oo)/2 = 1.732 0508 546
s3 = 1.732 0508 075
e*pi^5/(pi^5+pi^4) = 2.061944 507 08
pi^5/e^5 = 2.061944 416 76
e^2/pi = 2.352009 60585
(pi^2+pi)^(1/3) = 2.352009 57151
e^7/(pi^5+pi^4) = 2.718281 9475
(pi^5+pi^4)^(1/6) = 2.7182818 086
e = 2.7182818284
e^pi/(e*pi) = 2.7 0976731001055
e^6/pi^4-1 = 3.141592 83502
e^6/(pi^4+pi^3) = 3.141592 791
pi = 3.141592 65358
e^6/(pi^4+pi) = 4.01293 440 137
(pi^4+pi^3)/(pi^3+1) = 4.012193 264 371
e^6/pi^4 = 4.141592 83502
pi+1 = 4.141592 65358
e^2/(e-1) = 4.300258 535
(pi^5+pi^4)/(e^5-e^4) = 4.300258 346
(pi^6+e*pi^5)/(pi^5+pi^4) = 4.444 9901
pi^6/e^6+pi^5/e^5 = 4.444 9899
e^(3/2) = 4.4816890 7033
pi*(pi+1)^(1/4) = 4.4816890 2125
pi/oo = 5.4 426
2*e = 5.4 365
e^2*pi/(pi+1) = 5.604946 284
pi^5/e^4 = 5.604946 039
e^(6/e) = 9.090924 853
(pi^5+pi^4)^(1/e) = 9.090924 706
e^4/6 = 9.099691 672
(pi^5+pi^4)/(6*e^2) = 9.099691 273
e^3/sqrt(pi+1) = 9.869604 617
pi^2 = 9.869604 401
pi^2+1/e^pi = 9.912 818
5*e-10/e = 9.912 614
pi^5/(e^2*(pi+1)) = 9.99983 923
pi^9/e^8 = 9.99983 879
(e^4+pi^3)/(e*pi) = 10.024249 523
pi^2*(pi^2+pi+e^2)/e^3 = 10.024249 243
e^3/2 = 10.042768 4615
pi^2*sqrt(pi+1)/2 = 10.042768 2416
(pi^5+pi^4)/(2*e^3) = 10.042768 0216
e^3/2+1/e^3 = 10.092555 529
(e^6+2)/(2*e^3) = 10.092555 529
(pi^5+pi^4)/(2*e^3)+e^3/(pi^5+pi^4) = 10.092555 092
e^3-pi^2 = 10.21593 252
(pi^5+pi^4)/e^3-pi^2 = 10.21593 164
pi^3-(pi^5+pi^4)/e^3 = 10.9207 406
pi^3-e^3 = 10.9207 397
e^6/pi^3 = 13.011197 62 467
pi^2+pi = 13.011197 05 467
e^5/pi^2 = 15.037396 948
(pi^3+pi^2)/e = 15.037396 289
e^3/(1+1/pi) = 15.23582 3635
pi^5*e^3/(pi^5+pi^4) = 15.23582 3635
pi^5/e^3 = 15.23582 2968
pi^2*sqrt(pi+1) = 20.085536 483
sqrt(pi^5+pi^4) = 20.085536 483
e^3 = 20.085536 923
e^6/(pi^2+pi) = 31.00627 803
(pi^5+pi^4)/(pi^2+pi) = pi^3 = 31.00627 668
e^6/pi^2 = 40.87588 2872
pi^3+pi^2 = 40.87588 1081
pi^4-e^4 = 42.8109 410 008
e^6-pi^5-e^4 = 42.8109 586 743
e^6-5*e^5+4*pi^4 = 50.9993 6211
pi^5-5*e^5+5*pi^4 = 50.9993 4444
(pi^5+pi^4)/e^2 = 54.5981 476
e^4 = 54.5981 500
pi^5-1/oo^10 = 62.4524 23891
e^6-pi^4-1/oo^10 = 62.4524 41564
pi^4-e^3 = 77.3235 541 108
e^6-pi^5-e^3 = 77.3235 717 842
pi^4-pi^2 = 87.539 486 632
e^6-pi^5-pi^2 = 87.539 504 306
pi^4-e^2 = 90.0200 349 350
e^6-pi^5-e^2 = 90.0200 526 085
pi^4-pi = 94.267 498 380
e^6-pi^5-pi = 94.267 516 053
e^6-pi^5+1/oo-pi = 95.9999 707 684
pi^4+1/oo-pi = 95.9999 530 950
e^6-pi^5 = 97.409 10870
pi^4 = 97.409 09103
e^6-pi^5+1/oo = 99.1415 634 220
pi^4+1/oo = 99.1415 457 486
pi^4+e-oo = 99.550 157
e^6-pi^5+e-oo = 99.550 174
pi^4+pi-oo = 99.9734 680
e^6-pi^5+pi-oo = 99.9734 856
e^6-pi^5+e = 100.1273 905
pi^4+e = 100.1273 728
e^6-pi^5+pi = 100.550 701
pi^4+pi = 100.550 683
e^7/pi^2 = 111.11216 963
e*(pi^3+pi^2) = 111.11216 476
pi^5-2*pi^4 = 111.201 502
3*pi^5-2*e^6 = 111.201 467
e^6/pi = 128.4153 7333
pi^4+pi^3 = 128.4153 6771
e^6/pi+oo = 128.99258 900
pi^4+pi^3+oo = 128.99258 337
(e/oo)^pi-1/e^e = 129.997
pi^6/e^2-4/pi^pi = 130.0001
e^5 = 148.41315 9102
(pi^5+pi^4)/e = 148.41315 2600
e^6-pi^4-e^5 = 157.6065 43356
pi^5-e^5 = 157.6065 25682
e^6-e^5-e^4 = 200.4174 843
pi^5+pi^4-e^5-e^4 = 200.4174 666
2*pi^5-e^6 = 208.6105 760
pi^5-pi^4 = 208.6105 937
e^6*oo = 232.8654 192
(pi^5+pi^4)*oo = 232.8654 090
e^6-pi^4-e^4-pi^2-pi = 238.4103 55 3709
pi^5-e^4-e^6/pi^3 = 238.410337 1274 qq 21dc16 1st linCombo
pi^5-e^4-pi^2-pi = 238.410337 6974
e^6-pi^4-e^4 = 251.4215 52425
pi^5-e^4 = 251.4215 34752
e^6-e^5 = 255.0156 343
pi^5+pi^4-e^5 = 255.0156 167
e^6-pi^4-pi^3 = 275.0134 25778
pi^5-pi^3 = 275.0134 08104
pi^5-pi^2 = 296.1500 803
e^6-pi^4-pi^2 = 296.1500 980
2*e^3*pi^7/(pi^5+pi^4) = 300.743 104
2*pi^7/e^3 = 300.743 090
pi^5-e^3/4 = 300.9983005
pi^5-pi = 302.878 0921
e^6-pi^4-pi = 302.878 1098
pi^5-1 = 305.019 6847
e^6-pi^4-1 = 305.019 7024
e^6-pi^4 = 306.019 702458
pi^5 = 306.019 684785
e^6-pi^3 = 372.4225 16812
pi^5+pi^4-pi^3 = 372.4224 99138
e^6-pi^3+e^2 = 379.8115 72911
pi^5+pi^4-pi^3+e^2 = 379.8115 55237
e^6-e^4 = 348.8306 4345 959
pi^5+pi^4-e^4 = 348.8306 2578 613
e^6-e^3 = 383.3432 5656 954
pi^5+pi^4-e^3 = 383.3432 3889 609
e^6-e^2 = 396.0397 3739 380
pi^5+pi^4-e^2 = 396.0397 1972 035
pi^5+3*pi^3 = 399.0385 14826
e^6-pi^4+3*pi^3 = 399.0385 32499
e^6-e = 400.7105 1166 427
pi^5+pi^4-e = 400.7104 9399 082
e^6 = 403.4287 93492
pi^5+pi^4 = 403.4287 75819
e^6+e-pi = 403.00548
e^6+3*pi^2 = 433.0376 06696
pi^5+pi^4+3*pi^2 = 433.0375 89022
e^6+pi^4-pi^3 = 469.831 607
pi^5+2*pi^4-pi^3 = 469.831 590
2*pi^4+pi^5 = 500.837 8668532
e^6+pi^4 = 500.837 8845267
2*e^6-pi^5 = 500.837 9022001
(current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:47:47 2017"
#!/usr/bin/perl
# (current-time-string) "Venerdi Febbraio 23 19:21:15 2018"
# /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz/jokeMach.pl
# /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz
# coz.beginPerlWrox2000.txt
# joke2.plx ch3.97
use warnings;
use strict;
my @questions = qw(emot pi pi cp cp);
my @punchlines = (
"None. Change it once, and by d^\$ae^z/dt^\$a = e^z for every \$a,
it's the sam\e everywhere.",
"One. He just stands below the socket and the world revolves around
pi.",
"One. He just stands below the socket and the world daily revolves
2\*pi radian\s.",
"Change? You mean what's the processes, or the constant, or what's
constantly p\rocessing?",
"A million. One to change it, the rest to get \$expr in fewer
characters with an equal or greater nos of zeds." );
for (0..$#questions) {
print "How many $questions[$_] ";
print "programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n";
sleep 3;
print $punchlines[$_], "\n\n";
sleep 5;
}
(current-time-string) "Fri Feb 23 19:50:18 2018"
e+1/e-pi/pi^pi = 3.0000009135
(current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 16:00:18 2017"
Hello, I'm Mr. Null. My Name Makes Me Invisible to Computers, and In
An Open Search of Any Field.
The twitter of early morning birds. Gar's voice, though not projected,
stands out in the pre-dawn quiet:
GAR
Let's see some hustle, Mitch.
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:00:03 2018"
Engine noise brings LARRY's look around. A car is arriving. It is the
Brandts' car, oddly burdened. As it pulls into their driveway we see
that there is a four-point stag strapped to the hood, its obscenely
huge lobulating visibly moist tongue `lolling' over the grille. Gar
and Mitch get out of the car in their hunting fatigues. Gruesome blood
cods are smeared on Gar's shirt.
GAR
Go scrub up, Mitch.
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:59:59 2018"
e*3^pi+c2 00616 87 qq
e*pi^3+e 00208 87 qq
(e*3^pi+c2)/(e*pi^3+e) = 1.00004696177778
(e*3^pi+c2)/(e*pi^3+e)-log((e*3^pi+c2)/(e*pi^3+e)) = 1.000000001102669
(current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:57:09 2017"
\subsec{Celebrating Well-Define Edginess}
Fantastic well-defined spotlighted world broadcast models:
Jimi Hendrix 14 $\sigma$\ outylying All Along the Watchtower flattened
all Fender players then, $50 {\rm anni_{++}}$\ to this day.. and
orbstensibly into the deep futures.
Mob poisioned him)
Ernst Hemmingway throughout his travel, would herald his name loudly entering
a new restaurant or hotel.
(popped off the back of his own head.)
Bob Marley shouts his name loudly in last live performance of "Exodus".
(cannabis cancer brodied.)
Christmas carols: "Come and Behold Him", "And he shall be called- ``Wonderful"''
(landbound lumpen nailed `im.)
"Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical
mechanics died in 1906 by his own pistol. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying
on the work, died similarly in 1933."
-- Goodstein, States of Wilding Gray Matter; linux fortune
(current-time-string) "Fri Jun 17 19:21:48 2005"
_______________
WILSON's DESK
NW TERRITORIES EHAO
DISTRESSED BLOOMINGTON, ILL
28GA18
RE: I AM ELATED
RE: CP CD's 41CATG ENCODING
_______________
[] ep=(3/s2)^(1/s3^3) ~= pi/e
[] best approx surds?
[] DNA CATG encoding
(current-time-string) "Sun Jan 28 14:26:01 2018"
s3*oo = 0.999766858534106451981357191
e*s3*oo = 2.717648084248846499519681973
e^(s3*oo)/(e*s3*oo) = 1.00000002718 169679804371005
e = 2. 718 281828459 04
(1.0000000000001)^e*(1.0000000000001)
= 1.0000000000003 718 281828459 55
^
(current-time-string) "Tue Jan 2 23:47:19 2018"
``Pi is the companion of wisdom, and a most reliabe friend."
``Pi seasons all things. No man's born wise."
``Pi is passion tamed."
``People, whom change against Pi, does not alter the image we have
retained of Pi."
(current-time-string) "Sat Dec 23 21:26:03 2017"
CLOSE ON THE NOTEBOOK
Its top sheet, densely covered by equations, has a heading:
The Multiflux Plancalcul Mirabilus Mentaculus
or
Costante Proghetti Florigilum
and
The Clusterfugue Collider
Compiled by Arthur Gopnik, OCS, OGO Pandeleimon
After a beat wondering what is`OCS', etc, LARRY's hand enters to turn
the page. The second page is also densely covered with equations of
unknown.. peculiarly evovled from.. once familiar canonical notation.
Bewildererd, Larry silently shakes his head side to side.
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:40:11 2018"
Eh, Bubba-Luba-BABALUGATS.. we got a bet here! -CHL
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:40:07 2018"