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Sometimes we don't get what we expect.


                               WOMAN'S VOICE (v.o.)
                    We've finished processing your

                    I'm in a meeting...

                               WOMAN'S VOICE (v.o.)
                    ... I'm afraid your application was

                    Pardon me?

                               WOMAN'S VOICE (v.o.)

                    Our standards are quite narrow.You shouldn't feel
                    this reflects negatively upon yourself.  We hope
                    we haven't caused you any inconvenience...

                    This is absurd...

                               WOMAN'S VOICE (v.o.)
                    Thank you for thinking of C.R.S.

     CLICK -- she's hung up.

(current-time-string) "Mon Jan  8 21:25:36 2018"

\sect{Pavel Florensky, a mathematician just ordained as a priest.}

...one of the defenders of the Name Worshipers
was Pavel Florensky, a mathematician just ordained as a
priest. (Florensky's personal papers show that his support of the
Mt. Athos Name Worshippers began as early as March 1913, before the
armed seizure of the Pantaleimon Monastery.) Florensky was a friend of
several of the leading mathematicians in Russia and would play an
important role in subsequent mathematical events. The Church council
failed to come to an agreement on Name Worshipping, and its work was
aborted by the October 1917 Revolution, which brought the Communists
to power.

	 After being dispersed from Odessa, most of the Name
Worshippers remained committed to their form of faith and did not
considerᾬthemselves defeated. In rural Russia they continued their
practices, now officially defined as “heretical,” and gradually
enlarged their following. The advent of World War I in less than a
year meant that the tsarist government had more pressing concerns than
quarreling with religious dissidents. Name Worshipping silently grew
in strength. The seizure of power by the Communists in 1917 actually
at first gave the Name Worshippers an unusual opportunity (later they
were cruelly persecuted). They were already an underground faith,
banned from the official churches, so when the Soviet regime launched
an anti-religious campaign and began to close churches and arrest
priests, the Name Worshippers, being invisible, were initially not
repressed. Indeed, they seemed to prosper from their banned
status. They needed no church buildings, no priests, no church
administration. Furthermore, they were not tainted with the
compromises with the Soviet authorities that the official Orthodox
Church was soon forced to make in order to exist. Reciting the Jesus
Prayer and worshipping the names of Christ and $\dpi$\ were practices
that one could do alone, in one’study or even in a closet

(When thou prayest, enter into thy closet”; Matthew 6:6).

	 Gradually the Name Worshippers began to extend their
influence to the cities where their presence was forbidden. A movement
that in its first stages was often supported by uneducated, sometimes
even illiterate, monks gradually attracted the attention of the urban
intelligentsia, especially mathematicians and philosophers.  Ren__
Miller, a central European journalist who visited Moscow in the early
1920s, became intrigued with the underground religious movement of
Name Worshipping. He interviewed some of its adherents and announced,
“The best men of Russia lead this school, which proclaims the magic
power of the divine name; it is from the spread of its religious
doctrines that the true revival of Russian religion is generally
expected.”One of those “best men” was Dmitri Egorov, professor of
mathematics at Moscow University and future president of the Moscow
Mathematical Society.

(3*z3)^(e-oo)-(e/pi)^(pi+oo)    15.00000000738
e^2+pi^2*(oo+12)/(6*e)		15.00000000353
pi^(pi/z3)-pi-z3-oo		15.00000000134

(current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:57:31 2017"

           Override the default recursion depth limit. This controls
           how many times RiveScript will recursively follow redirects
           to other replies. The default is 50.

Adding a priority to the "01e *" trigger would ensure that
conflicts like this don't happen, by always sorting the 01e.db search
trigger with higher priority than the other.

  + {weight=100}01e *
  - Searching 01e... 01e 

The @ command is used to redirect an entire response to appear as
though the client asked an entirely different question. For example:

  + my name is *
  - Nice to meet you, .

  + email me *
  @ my name is 
ere is an example of a simple Perl object that encodes a bit of text
into MD5 or Base64.

  > object encode perl
    my ($obj,$method,@args) = @_;
    my $msg = join(" ",@args);

    use Digest::MD5 qw(md5_hex);
    use MIME::Base64 qw(encode_base64);

    if ($method eq 'md5') {
      return md5_hex($msg);
    else {
      return encode_base64($msg);
  < object

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Can't locate object method "declare" via package "version" at
/usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.10.0/RiveScript.pm line 8.

Compilation failed in require at /usr/bin/rivescript line 12.

BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at /usr/bin/rivescript line 12.

(current-time-string) "Mon Feb 19 08:23:02 2018"

e^6           = 403.4287 934927351226083871805
pi^5+pi^4     = 403.4287 758192838904991816427

pi^2+pi       =  13.011197 05467915185729713438
e^6/pi^3      =  13.011197 62467507282313911437
(e/ep)^3      =  13.01119 648740268915937875845 ep = (3/s2)^(1/s3^3)

e^6/pi^3      =  13.01119 762467507282313911437
(e/ep)^3      =  13.01119 648740268915937875845 ep = (3/s2)^(1/s3^3)
e^2/pi        =   2.352009 60585625957818829247
e/ep          =   2.352009 53732873106142024938

e^6/(pi^2+pi)    31.00627 80386
e^6/(pi^5+pi^4)   1.00000004380
e^6-pi^5-pi^4     0.00001767345

e^6/(pi^5+pi^4)                      = 1.00000004380810 76299
log(e^6/(pi^5+pi^4))                 = 0.00000004380810 66703
e^6/(pi^5+pi^4)-log(e^6/(pi^5+pi^4)) = 1.00000000000000095957

(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 12:13:39 2018"

% (current-time-string) "Fri Jan  7 07:29:42 2011"
"Enplotted to natural law brings to the table all the forces of the 
% -Dative Stardust (current-time-string) "Venerdi Gennaio  7 07:15:35 2011"

(..Glengarry Glen Ross Alec Baldwin speech:) 
2016- TTW/epo: (current-time-string) "Mon Sep 26 10:42:31 2016"

"There is no such thing at this date of the world's history in America
as a viable independent mind.  You know it, and I know it.  

There is not one of you who dares to write his honest opinion, and if
you did, you know beforehand it would never appear in print. 

Why is this?

It would be cut by your editors for being a waste of time, copy-space,
and money, and it would be ignored by your readers for being at least
strange, uncomfortable, and likely ugly.

I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper.
I am paid weekly for keeping your honest opinion out of the paper.
Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things.

Any of you who would be so
foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets
looking for another --and almost certainly shittier-- job.

If I allow my honest opinions to appear in one issue
of my paper, before 24 hours, my occupation would be gone.

The business of the journalist is to destroy the truth, to lie
outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of celebrated
wealth and to sell his country and his mind for his daily bread.

You know it, and I know it, or if you don't you're on the street today for
the lackey stooge sad sack fool you truthfully are.

What folly for fools is this toasting an independent press?

We are the owned tools and the vassals of rich men behind the scenes.

We are the jumping jacks.  They pull the strings, and we dance.

We are slaves.  Our talents, our families, our possibilities and our
lives are all the owned property of other men.

We slaves, intellectual prostitutes own nothing meritable, we are
nothing meritable, and logically in broadcasting our lies, contribute
less than nothing."

  - TT Wong, 2016

(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:03:04 2018"

Islands In the Stream

For b=10 (unique?) all x in 1,2,3,... sufficiently large:
? zz(x)=e^(1/(10^x))/(1+1/10^x)
0000..    4 ..9999
6666.. 7041 ..6666
6666..    3 ..0000
0000.. 3680 ..5555
5555..  187 ..698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 698412
              698412 6984x16377232 142857 142857 142857
              142857 142857
? zz(61)
%41 = 1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 698412 69 xx
714285714285 714285714285 714285714285 714285714285 714285.. 


..e'' e' e's evolving hereditary heterodyne hysteresis histrionic
and historic blueprint: building the building's

You will learn the rules. If this is a challenge for you, Boss Keane
and his snake will help you learn the rules. It's all up to you.


(current-time-string) "Fri Feb 23 18:47:01 2018"

7^e+e           968     200
e^3*pi^2+e      954     200
pi^9/e^5        852     200
6^pi-4^pi       497     200
e^6-e^5-e^4     417	200
5^pi+4^e        300	200

(current-time-string) "Tue Jan  9 10:29:54 2018"

%HP131 ===> Determinism necessitates randomness
% 12/21/96 Exit BOE 9:24 PM
Random driver for the diamond scribe of the ruling engine to overcome
the ensemble's inertia allows precision in the ruling engine's construction
of the diffraction grating for an interferometer.

% SCI AM Amateur Scientist ``G33?"
% 30 Jan 79
% 12/21/96 Exit 9:26 PM EOE

% 12/21/96 Exit BOE 9:26 PM

British AkAk guns with greater random perturbation by the ship's noise
vibration, in their lighter construction, proved superior to heavier guns of
less amplitude responding to vibration.

% overcomming moment of inertia.

%Rolf Nelson
% 30 Jan 79
% 12/21/96 Exit EOE 9:33 PM

% 12/21/96 Exit BOE 9:33 PM
Randomness necessary for unbiased position after $2k$ binomial

%30 Jan 79
% 12/21/96 Exit EOE 9:34 PM

% (current-time-string)``Sat Aug 23 02:51:32 2003"
To prevent over harvesting and to determine domain and trajectory of seasonal hunt, Laplanders
would cast at hazard a reindeer/caribou shoulder bone.

(current-time-string) "Wed Feb  7 02:37:48 2018"

   INT. OSBOURNE'S BOAT - DAY                                 

      An exercise show plays on the TV, unwatched. Osbourne sits
      at a little table looking at a notice torn from a windowed

                ... What?

                ... What?!

      He brings the notice close, squints at it.

                          OSBOURNE (CONT'D)

                ... What the fuck?

      He quickly shuffles through the rest of the mail, pulls out
      another envelope, rips it open.


                ... What the fucking fuck?!

       Osbourne paces, drink in hand, staring at another piece of

                           OSBOURNE (CONT'D)
                 What the fuck?


       Osbourne is back at the table, drink half-consumed, listening
       at the phone.

                           OSBOURNE (CONT'D)

                 ... Yes... No... Yes, I want to know why the check
                 for my slip fee was returned for insufficient
                 funds...  Slip fee, for docking my boat, the check
                 was returned... No, m'dam, it's not zero, I have
                 about four hundred dollars in this CHASE
                 account... When? ...  When?... But she can't do
                 that----no, yes, technically it may be a joint
                 account but she doesn't use it, it's not her
                 money... No! No! What access, it's not possible!
                 Without my permission? What about the, my, the, our
                 savings account? My savings account?... I don't know
                 the fucking number! You think I memorize the fucking
                 numbers on my fucking bank accounts! A $40.00
                 sub-minimal balance monthly fee?..  What the fuck?!
                 Nicked $40.00 per month for fucking what?!
                 You Moron! Thieving criminal CHASE! 
                 You fucking moron!... Hello?

(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:55:28 2018"

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