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MIKE I thought, geez, is that Margie Olmstead? I can't believe it! MARGE Yah, that's me. MIKE Well, how the heck are ya? MARGE Okay, ya know. Okay. MIKE Yah? MARGE Yah - how are you do'in? MIKE Oh, pretty good. MARGE Heck, it's been such a long time, Mike. It's great to hear from ya. MIKE Yah... Yah, yah. Geeze, Margie! (current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:53:57 2018"

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355/(113*pi) = 1.00000008491367 865837086258 log(355/(113*pi)) = 0.00000008491367 505320465502 355/(113*pi)-log(355/(113*pi)) = 1.000000000000003605166207563 (current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:57:01 2017"

#!/usr/bin/perl # (current-time-string) "Venerdi Febbraio 23 19:21:15 2018" # /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz/jokeMach.pl # /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz # coz.beginPerlWrox2000.txt # joke2.plx ch3.97 use warnings; use strict; my @questions = qw(emot pi pi cp cp); my @punchlines = ( "None. Change it once, and by d^\$ae^z/dt^\$a = e^z for every \$a, it's the sam\e everywhere.", "One. He just stands below the socket and the world revolves around pi.", "One. He just stands below the socket and the world daily revolves 2\*pi radian\s.", "Change? You mean what's the processes, or the constant, or what's constantly p\rocessing?", "A million. One to change it, the rest to get \$expr in fewer characters with an equal or greater nos of zeds." ); for (0..$#questions) { print "How many $questions[$_] "; print "programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n"; sleep 3; print $punchlines[$_], "\n\n"; sleep 5; } (current-time-string) "Fri Feb 23 19:50:18 2018"

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log(pi^4)+(e^6-pi^5)/pi^4-log(e^6-pi^5) = 1.00000000000001645938 (e^6-pi^5)/pi^4-log((e^6-pi^5)/pi^4) = 1.00000000000001645938 log((e^6-pi^5)/pi^4) = 0.000000 1814353 20268 (e^6-pi^5)/pi^4 = 1.000000 1814353 36727 (current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:57:11 2017"

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(beat) [1944: Berlin Abwher HQ Burning Bunker] REICHFUHRER Adolf HITLER's florid moustached face and palsied hand behind his back involuntary herky-jerking a wayward Parkinson's ruled extremis tremens --maniacally flaying -as an out-of-body daemonic Labrador leashed wildly chaotically bouncing puppy-- like really going at it-- and ..the teutonic arched kneck, shouting --leavened severe steeped layerings of Bayerisch massive ZWEI KRUPPEN KUGELEN `Heidelberg Tun' heavily uber-testiculary ladened loden lederhosen's loadings of tensiled tonsil gravitas' iconic Gestapo apoplectic shrieks: Fegelein.. FegeL E I N ! Fegelein!... FEGEL E I N!!.. F E G E L E I N !!! -Bruno (aka: `Sesso Stern', `Orgasmo', `Glans') Ganz. The Fall

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/root/spira.txt (current-time-string) "Fri Oct 28 13:11:27 2016" exertions Spastic Grace "I say it was some four decades ago in the Seattle U District one summer warm evening, where I witnessed that cerebral palsied spastic, brachiating (-or does one dare say, `flay-iating') on the sidewalk advancing away from the College Inn Pub westward on up to the University of Washington campus. His body -each step- slowly tensely coiling into a kenisiologic contained spasm of knotted gnarl-bent limbs a-twisting beyond test-strength as a large displacement vessel's hawse in a gale. Lurching fore, releasing this taut bolt, flew this unnatural figure into spiral of arm and counterweight cane into a balanced, graceful violently convulsive pulse-train equilibrium. Need I write large? To witness vision of greater angst life-long struggle beyond any pigment residual of an intemperate Van Gogh, far more graceful than blue Heron on wing, Giraffe necks in courtship, or any effete affection in a Bolshoi Swan Lake?! This coiling and explosive aghast had yet another more dramatic counterpoint spriting -- `ello -- perhaps every five consecutive steps or so. After a few of these keenly focus adroit steps abruptly stopping, the pensive knitted brow paused with physically graved furrow brooding, collectively regaining its owner's center, his memetic wire-frame bespeckled bearing asserting the one fixed point of the tip of his perfectly and consistent aligned - or `belonged' to it's owner's challenged very own brody- varnished cork-branch screw-twisted cane when sudden alightighting --a violence-- `Dirac-delta' exploding, continuing onward with these five steps then almost aperiodic staid interrupts. Vicariously obseverving behind the bricked corner entrance well, desperately to gain every advantaged vantaged of this passing wonderful gift of the Christ, punctuated by the epipoeieac brightly varnished cane itself mimicing exactly the consummated corpus of the intensely animated fantastic vision of constant critical struggle, the large-diameter cane while naturally tapering as a loosely coiled crazed boa, assymetrically veering to one side, twisted-knotty organically spiralling from bronze ferrule captive-end to its misaligned other hand-polished globular safe anchor in an otherwise terrifying world. It was this organic preternatural spiraling external appendage, aligned and onomataepoeic homogenously emplotted, ie holomorphic living representation of its phenotype biologic mimic, itself as well as the radial concentric pain-hunted augeringing, a large dithering sinusoid radial spiralling-down throughout each leaded-club-footed step's stochastic struggle and coiled released monstrous spasm, much as the aproned cobbler's boring gimlet circling in an arc of diminutive radius, sinewy forearm muscling down to penetrate heavily weathered saddle Durham. This arrived holotrope mimetic, this perfect fuqued spasmoidic dance balanced upon a superpositioned gnarled wode-sport artifact super-attentuating harmonically the beflayed sentience and augered spine of this blessed St Vitus incarnate, puerile to surreptitiously witness with fixed fascination the celebrating triumph at every moment of this challenged owner's life-long victory overcoming a constant convulsive ... if not violent affront bombardment of relentless barrage salients. ST VITUS Chromo Chording Fuzzies: PATTERN: CCCCCCCAAAAA PLEN: 12 TLEN: 935 FUZZIES: 3 FUZZIES: TGCCACCCAAAG:37 GCCACCCAAAGC:38 CCACCCAAAGCT:39 CCCCCCCAAAAA <------------..CC.CCCAAA. (current-time-string) "Mon Jan 8 21:23:38 2018"

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pi/3 = 1.04 71975 log(pi/3) = 0.04 61175 pi/3-log(pi/3) = 1.00 10799 sqrt(10)/pi = 1.00 65 84242 log(sqrt(10)/pi) = 0.00 65 62660 sqrt(10)/pi-log(sqrt(10)/pi) = 1.00 00 21581 pi/(e+1-oo) = 1.000 1676 15072 log(pi/(e+1-oo)) = 0.000 1676 01026 pi/(e+1-oo)-log(pi/(e+1-oo)) = 1.000 0000 14045 22/(7*pi) = 1.000 4024 99434 log(22/(7*pi)) = 0.000 4024 18453 22/(7*pi)-log(22/(7*pi)) = 1.000 0000 80981 355/(pi*113) = 1.0000000 8491367 86583 log(355/(pi*113)) = 0.0000000 8491367 50532 355/(pi*113)-log(355/(pi*113)) = 1.0000000 0000000 36051 (current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:56:49 2017"

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them murdered.

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pi*e^6-pi^4 = 1169.999 84 2849368007428280269 pi*e^6-pi^6 = 306.0197 40 3080660076345011583 e^6-pi^4 = 306.0197 02 4587326853719468478 2*e^6-pi^5 = 500.837 90 22001887919540330510 e^6+pi^4 = 500.837 88 45267375598448275132 3*e^6+pi^4-pi^5 = 1001.675786726926351798860564 (2*e^6-pi^5)/(e^6+pi^4)+log(e^6+pi^4)-log(2*e^6-pi^5) = 1.000000000000000622613281648 2*e^6-pi^4 = 709.4484 95 9514678079803340284 e^6+pi^5 = 709.4484 78 2780165758711284906 (2*e^6-pi^4)/(e^6+pi^5) = 1.000000024911535 894764983383 log(2*e^6-pi^4)-log(e^6+pi^5) = 0.000000024911535 584472678217 (2*e^6-pi^4)/(e^6+pi^5)-log(2*e^6-pi^4)+log(e^6+pi^5) = 1.000000000000000310292305165 (current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 16:00:39 2017"

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\subsec{My Favorite Martial Order Out Of Chaos} http://www.orwelltoday.com/stagedevents.shtml The puppetmasters create ``disorder" so the people will demand ``order". The price of ``order" always entails a handing over of control and loss of freedom on the part of the citizenry. Out of ``chaos" comes ``order" - THEIR order - their new WORLD $\dpi$\ order. Hegelian Dialect THESIS -- ANTI-THESIS -- SYNTHESIS PROBLEM -- REACTION -- SOLUTION firstly you create the problem; then secondly you fan the flames to get a reaction; then thirdly (like Johnny-on-the-spot) you provide a solution. The solution is what you were wanting to achieve in the first place, but wouldn't have been able to achieve under a $\pi$ numerate pirate electorate. (current-time-string) "Wed Feb 7 02:22:12 2018"

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The twitter of early morning birds. Gar's voice, though not projected, stands out in the pre-dawn quiet: GAR Let's see some hustle, Mitch. (current-time-string) "Mon Jan 22 05:19:31 2018"

Engine noise brings LARRY's look around. A car is arriving. It is the Brandts' car, oddly burdened. As it pulls into their driveway we see that there is a four-point stag strapped to the hood, its obscenely huge -lobulating- tongue -lolling- over the grille. Gar and Mitch get out of the car in their hunting fatigues. Blood is smeared on Gar's shirt. GAR Go scrub up, Mitch. (current-time-string) "Mon Jan 22 05:19:26 2018"