HARRY (CONT'D)
... Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?
The other man is panting much harder:
MAN
Tuchman Marsh!
This stops Harry. He isn't sure what he's heard.
HARRY
What?
MAN
Tuchman Marsh!
HARRY
... Tuchman Marsh?
MAN
Yes!
HARRY
Your name is... Tuchman Marsh?
MAN
Tuchman Marsh Hauptman Rodino!
93.
Harry stares at the man underneath him. The gasping man
explains:
MAN (CONT'D)
... I work for them!
HARRY
You... work for Tuchman Marsh.
MAN
Yes!
HARRY
Which is a law firm.
MAN
No! A rock band! Yes, it's a law
firm!
HARRY
Well... why are you following me?
MAN
Divorce action, numbnuts!
Harry is blindsided. He stares. He slowly sits up,
digesting:
HARRY
My... my wife hired you?!
The freed Tuchman Marsh man also sits up, still panting
heavily.
MAN
No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh.
Tuchman Marsh hired me. I work for
Tuchman Marsh.
HARRY
You're----you're----a divorce detective.
MAN
Not just. Credit, missing persons,
whatever.
HARRY
But this is divorce.
MAN
("duh")
Well... yeah.
Harry rises and walks stiffly, zombie-like, up the street.
The man watches him go.
After a few paces Harry stops and sits on the curb. He
starts weeping.
The man, still breathing heavily, calls out:
MAN (CONT'D)
... Jesus----grow up, man! It happens
to everybody!
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 10:55:21 2018"
Segrete Proghetti Sees Clearly, Acts Quickly:
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them into own secure crypto when you write good
actioable Onomatopoeia.
(current-time-string) "Wed Feb 7 01:14:29 2018"
7*e^7*pi+6*e^8/pi = 29809.433 104
e^8*(7*pi/e+6/pi) = 29809.433 104
pi^9 = 29809.099 333
7*pi/e+6/pi = 9.999 95076563919605
pi^9/e^8 = 9.999 83879780488018
10*e-10/pi = 23.999 71942275254563
7*pi/e+6/pi-pi^9/e^8 = 0.000111 96 78343
(7*pi/e+6/pi)/(pi^9/e^8) = 1.0000111 96 96392
e^pi = 23.140692632779269005
pi^3 = 31.006276680299820175
e^3 = 20.085536923187667740
pi^9+e^8 = 32790.0573204879399
pi^9-e^8-e^pi = 26805.0006537717041
#!/usr/bin/perl
# (current-time-string) "Venerdi Febbraio 23 19:21:15 2018"
# /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz/jokeMach.pl
# /0.lang/0.0.perl/0.books/0coz
# coz.beginPerlWrox2000.txt
# joke2.plx ch3.97
use warnings;
use strict;
my @questions = qw(emot pi pi cp cp);
my @punchlines = (
"None. Change it once, and by d^\$ae^z/dt^\$a = e^z for every \$a,
it's the sam\e everywhere.",
"One. He just stands below the socket and the world revolves around
pi.",
"One. He just stands below the socket and the world daily revolves
2\*pi radian\s.",
"Change? You mean what's the processes, or the constant, or what's
constantly p\rocessing?",
"A million. One to change it, the rest to get \$expr in fewer
characters with an equal or greater nos of zeds." );
for (0..$#questions) {
print "How many $questions[$_] ";
print "programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n";
sleep 3;
print $punchlines[$_], "\n\n";
sleep 5;
}
(current-time-string) "Fri Feb 23 19:50:18 2018"
e^pi-pi-log(e^pi-pi) = 17.00341270768858818782117059
e^5-pi^4-pi^3 = 19.99 7791388274346
e^pi-pi = 19.99909997918947576726644299
e^pi-pi+log(e^pi-pi) = 22.99478725069036334671171538
3*e+5/e = 9.994242691
9*e-5/e = 22.625139250274195
(current-time-string) "Sun Dec 31 15:56:59 2017"
Did I say 2? I lied.
JERRY
What the heck're you talkin' about?
Let's just finish up this deal
here -
CARL
Blood has been shed, Jerry.
Jerry sits dumbly. The voice solemnly repeats:
CARL
... Blood has been shed.
JERRY
What the heck d'ya mean?
VOICE (exaggerated mimic of Jerry)
WHAT THE HECK D'YA MEAN?!.. WHAT THE HECK D'YA MEAN?!..
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 19 11:45:01 2018"
5^e/2^pi = 9.000856514
7^e/3^e = 10.006094698
7^e-5^e-3^e = 99.005311744
(current-time-string) "Fri Jan 5 17:02:45 2018"
"We're hunted to be killed because we're stupid and poor, and because
there are too many of us `fucking morons'."
=PRISS= PLEASURE UNIT REPLICANT.SN65.358979.3234.SER.T785.
Bladerunner sanctioned termination by Decker
#!/usr/bin/wcf/pp9p20 <=== (current-time-string) "Sun Jun 24 22:30:44 2018"
Beyond 01e made actionable, sociable, monetized, while any indirect CP
integrity questions remains mute.
PROVIDED with fully working adaptions of
extrop
call02
gator00
what iamaginable attraction for chipBoard generations?
Assume only viable market is entertainment. Can't do film
so a game.
A Game - advent
Outside The Castle Gate - refuge dystopia game
Desporation, Utah
Stanley Bwits, Utah
Maas Mesa, AZ
Sclerosis ehao Alert Signal
Angry Math Troll Hobbes in rented trailer among episodic raided Pikies
Learning good mathematics for the homeless preterite is like a
watchmaker resetting an escapement jewelled bearings while running out
of a filthy alley being chased by predatory criminals.
Carrying the usd through our diaspora among alien chipboard gated
communities with security patrol and yard serfs, among preterite
angry addicts,
PD Tactical response processing increased homeless intruders without
networks.
Unknown, air-gapped, beneath DHS Fusion Center's Stingray, local PD
surveillance, mobile marginal means diaspora PT is more survivable
than euro stone villas.
So ask, where is the Beedle? Why should a landless PT care?
(current-time-string) "Sun Jun 24 21:39:51 2018"
ep=(3/s2)^(1/s3^3)
pi/ep = 2.718281 749259906314954
e = 2.718281 828459045235360
e*ep = 3.141592 745122406835536
pe = 3.141592 653589793238462
ep = 1.1557273 8346
(3/s2)^(1/s3^3) = 1.1557273 8346
pi/e = 1.1557273 4979
2*e/(pi*oo) 998 2 qq 2.998 03360
(pi-oo)^2/e+oo 996 2 qq 2.996 40166
(1+oo)^pi*oo+oo 992 2 qq 2.99285046
(pi-s2)/oo 992 2 qq 2.99260605
2*(3/s2)^(4/s3^3)-oo 991 2 qq 2.991004
e^(pi*oo)-pi 989 2 qq
e*(pi/e)^(oo) 955 2 qq
(pi+e)/2 929 2 qq 93724102441
(current-time-string) "Sat Jan 13 22:38:04 2018"
(fset 'pres
"\C-[<\C-m\C-m\C-[[A\C-[[A\C-m
\C-m\C-m\C-mcts \C-u\C-x\C-e\C-m
\C-[[A\C-[[A\C-[[A")
(global-set-key [f3] 'pres)
"Is it safe?"
Yes.
World War Three and suicide belly-bombers
can be averted by adherence to the
strictly enforced Minoan dress code.
(current-time-string) "Mon Jan 8 20:52:54 2018"