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____________________________________________________________________________ W A R N I N G ** A L E R T ** W A R N I N G ** A L E R T ** W A R N I N G ** ____________________________________________________________________________ HEAD: SHIP'S COMPUTER: "Battle stations people, this is not a drill." BALKAN'S DESK: FEDERATION MEADE SDE/NARUS HHILL INTERCEPT: DISTRICT 17 STARDATE 3454323198 TERRESTIAL DATE: 23SP16 01207 PST --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "..a SETI contact at 15 parsecs: log(pi^5+pi^4)+e^6/(pi^5+pi^4) = 7.000000000000000959575119034 ____________________________________________________________________________ W A R N I N G ** A L E R T ** W A R N I N G ** A L E R T ** W A R N I N G ** ____________________________________________________________________________ KIRK: Uhura, Turn that gawdamned whooping racket off, for chrissakes. UHURA: Klaxon OFF, Captain. KIRK: Analysis mister Spock. SPOCK: Terrestrial? Hmmmnn...n.Intentions? To .. ..to communicate? Hostile? UNKNOWN.Pending Translation: B..O...,we have it Captain: "BORIS BALKAN SAYS HE WANTS HIS PROPERTY BACK." KIRK: WTF? BALKAN.. As In Balkans Desk?! ..Analysis mister Spock. SPOCK: UNKNOWN. KIRK: Who? Ship's Computer?...This Boris, ..this Boris BAL..? SPOCK: UNKNOWN.

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Bordeaux Revision 11/08/16 HARRY PFARRER SYNOPS:: PFARRER enter's US Marshals office with: USM Counsels AGENT POOLE:: USM Supervisor, HARRY's boss TUSCHMAN MARSCH PI, Lawyer POOLE Harry. Sit down. Harry Pfarrar, entering, is a middle-aged man in a casual shirt without tie. HARRY Poole. What's up. POOLE You know Peck, and Olson. The two men, sitting on chairs facing the desk, nod at Harry, who is surprised to see them. HARRY Peck, yes, hiya. Olson, by reputation. Hi, Harry Pfarrar. OLSON Yeah, hiyah. HARRY Aren't you with...aren't you, uh... Tuschman Marche and Shore? Poole jumps in: POOLE Yeah, that's right. Harry, look. There's no easy way to say this. We're taking you off the POTUS roster. HARRY You're----what? Why? POOLE In fact we're moving you out of the Marshals entirely. HARRY ...What? No discussion, just----you're out? POOLE Well, we're having the discussion now Hal. This doesn't have to be unpleasant. HARRY Poole, with all due respect----what the fuck are you talking about? A beat. ... And why is Poole here? Another uncomfortable beat. POOLE ... Look, Harry---- HARRY What the fuck is this?! Is it my----I know it's not my work. POOLE Harry---- HARRY I'm a great fucking marshal! Is it---- POOLE Harry, things are not going well. As you know. POOLE You have a sex problem. You're obcessed with sex. Stunned silence. Harry turns to look at Poole. At length: HARRY I have a sex problem. POOLE This doesn't have to be unpleasant. We found you something in State...other than Marshals. It's a, uh... He gropes, uncomfortable. POOLE (CONT'D) ... It's a lower clearance level. Yes. But we're not, this isn't, we're not terminating you. HARRY (quietly) This is an assault. POOLE Come on, Harry. HARRY This is an assault. I have a sex problem? Fuck you, Poole, you're a Mormon! Poole Harry---- HARRY Next to you we all have a sex problem! Your jyge-normous bed's blanket is made out of wives! Fuck you guys! So...so let me ask our own `mass-ass-master ass-Tarzan Poole', whose ass didn't I kiss? Let's be honest! Poole nods at Olson. POOLE Okay, Olson---- HARRY Let's be fucking honest... Harry gets to his feet, agitated. HARRY (CONT'D) ... This is a crucifixion! This is another Trump exorcism! Don't tell me it's not! He storms out the door. HARRY (CONT'D) ... I have a sex problem! The door slams. Poole looks at Colson. Colson arches an eyebrow. Bordeaux Revision 11/08/16

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(zeta(1+1/pi^17)-oo)/pi^17 = 1.000000000000000000 9 1 0 186154558742912 (zeta(1+1/pi^16)-oo)/pi^16 = 1.00000000000000000 8 9 8 3177272317686877 (zeta(1+1/pi^15)-oo)/pi^15 = 1.0000000000000000 8 8 6 60405802301812052 (zeta(1+1/pi^14)-oo)/pi^14 = 1.000000000000000 8 7 5 043126957632995865 (zeta(1+1/pi^13)-oo)/pi^13 = 1.00000000000000 8 6 3 6329362051597631154 (zeta(1+1/pi^12)-oo)/pi^12 = 1.0000000000000 8 5 2 37150097828618667548 (zeta(1+1/pi^11)-oo)/pi^11 = 1.000000000000 8 4 1 256822038433862708198 (zeta(1+1/pi^10)-oo)/pi^10 = 1.00000000000 8 3 0 2868011614439306279408 (zeta(1+1/pi^9)-oo)/pi^9 = 1.0000000000 8 1 9 45897973287316241462194 (zeta(1+1/pi^8)-oo)/pi^8 = 1.000000000 8 8 7 697289098258563101616609 (zeta(1+1/pi^7)-oo)/pi^7 = 1.00000000 7 9 8 2117391393471471530197817

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e^10-pi^4 = 21929.0567 pi^9/e^8 = 9.999_838797 7*pi/e+6/pi = 9.9999_50765 pi^4/(e^6-pi^5) = 0.999999_81856469619 (pi^4+pi^5)/e^6 = 0.9999999_5619 e^7/pi = 349.0691 pi^7/e = 1111.103 e^6/pi^3 = 13.0111 (6+pi)*(7-e)-pi = 36.000130728 e^6-pi^3+oo = 372.999 pi^6-e^2 = 954.000137

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.................. % (current-time-string) "Tue May 19 15:57:39 2009" $R = N ^ {(N ^ {(N ^ ...)})}$. What is the maximum $N > 0$ that will yield a finite $R$? % ==> analysis/tower.s <== ANSWER: $\be^{1/\be}$ PROOF: Let $N$ be the number in question and $R$ the result of the process. Then $R$ can be defined recursively by the equation: (1) $R = N^R$ Taking the logarithm of both sides of (1): (2) $\ln(R) = R \ln(N)$ Dividing (2) by $R$ and rearranging: (3) $\ln(N) = \ln(R) / R$ Exponentiating (3): (4) $N = R^{1/R}$ We wish to find the maximum value of $N$ with respect to $R$. Find the derivative of $N$ with respect to $R$ and set it equal to zero: (5) $d(N)/d(R) = (1 - ln(R)) / R^2 = 0$ For finite values of $R$, (5) is satisfied by $R = \be$. This is a maximum of $N$ if the second derivative of $N$ at $R = \be$ is less than zero. (6) ${d^2}(N)/{d^2}(R)\ {\rm where}\ R=\be = $ $(2 * ln(R) - 3) / {R^3}\ {\rm where}\ R = -1 / {\be^3} < 0$ The solution therefore is (4) at $R = \be$: (7) $N_{max} = \be^{1 \over \be}$ % (current-time-string) "Sat May 9 13:51:37 2009"

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Evarste Galois's work discarded by fucker Poisson. Contemporary academic mathematics must participate in the their desperate publishing dreck explosion. Institutiones Calculi Differentialis -1755